Pi.

I'm entering a contest in my clan on Kingdom of Loathing, a rockin' text and image turn-based RPG.

I have to write something about Pi for the contest, so here's my entry.

Infinite
Pi,
I can't count you
but
I wouldn't want to.
You are too much for me to handle.
I can
still appreciate you,
though mathematics
is not my
strength, I can eat a
slice of pizza pie or pumpkin
when it's time to celebrate being
an irrational number.